instead of getting periods can girls just get a text once a month from nature saying “you’re not pregnant have a nice day”
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sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan
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I’m just going to say, I prefer morning sex. Lights on, morning breath bed head sex.
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Pedo bunny!
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Today, while on my way to the movies, I stopped at a gas station to pick up candy so I could avoid the high prices at the movies. The guy who tore my ticket asked for my purse, confiscated my candy, and then kicked me out of the movie theater. That guy was my boyfriend. FML http://www.fmylife.com/20510592 Sent from the FML Official Android application
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Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, “Oh, for fuck’s sake.” and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML http://www.fmylife.com/20506870 Sent from the FML Official Android application
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out my birthday is the same day as his, and he thinks we are twins who were separated at birth. FML http://www.fmylife.com/20505216 Sent from the FML Official Android application
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Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn’t forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML http://www.fmylife.com/20506184 Sent from the FML Official Android application
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